The Animator

I am here to declare my rule over this website. If you would like to continue to hold an active account, you must reply under 10 words with your reason. NO BURGERS ALLOWED.

@Tep-san

arbys we have the meat

I care about everyone.

:3

I am a cute little moth. :D

@BurgerAlert said:

I am here to declare my rule over this website. If you would like to continue to hold an active account, you must reply under 10 words with your reason. NO BURGERS ALLOWED.

Burgers are like, my favorite food dude.

@BurgerAlert

burgers are quite exquisite and for refined palettes.

Edited by @GoofyGoober

@BurgerAlert

I'm really dense and probably harmless

Accidental comment

Edited by @BurgerAlert

@xX5had0wLupu5Xx

You have been accepted.

@Burnincat

You have been accepted.

@BurgerAlert

yayyyy >w<

@GoofyGoober

You have been accepted.

@Tep-san

You have been accepted & promoted to VIP.

@BurgerAlert

LETS F--KIN GOOOOOOO

@LunaMoth

You have been accepted & placed on burger watch for possessing 1 suspicious burger: “Attempted fanart”

@Chance

You have been given a presidential pardon for your burgers. Reason: “Post about super niche childhood spookly the square pumpkin.”

Is that good?

@BurgerAlert

yay 🥹🥹🥹 lol

@BurgerAlert said:

“Post about super niche childhood spookly the square pumpkin.”

best pumpkin show ever

with those two pumpkins that are connected

@BurgerAlert

Verily, with a devotion so immeasurable, ineffable, and gastronomically omnipotent that even the most sesquipedalian chronicler of Christendom would falter beneath its magnificence, I do hereby avow, proclaim, and solemnly swear that I love every burger, be it a humble beefsteak clothed in cheese and onion, a towering behemoth of bacon and condiments, a knightly chicken sandwich crowned with lettuce, a mysterious vegetarian patty wrought from legumes and eldritch grains, or any other bun-encircled ambrosia fashioned by mortal hands, with such boundless ardour, such sybaritic fervency, and such burgerous affection that my very soul doth kneel before each savoury morsel as though it were a divinely ordained sacrament of unparalleled deliciousness, and shall continue to cherish them all until the final trumpet soundeth, the heavens are folded as parchment, and the last crumb vanisheth into the unknowable abyss.

@BurgerAlert

I like pomegranates. And burgers.