The Animator

Learn how to carry the baby.

Small baby, cradle much prefer.

Bigger baby cradle okay but also more carry.

Help baby neck don't let baby neck loose support baby neck.

Feed baby easy with bottle.

Baby will get mad if you sit like a bum on the couch for too long unless eating or TV.

Baby like you stand and walk around.

When medium baby baby might enjoy you helping walk.

Don't put pressure baby shoulder, hold baby torso when walk baby.

Baby smart.

Hide your Caprisun or face consequences.

When baby sleepy turn light off, baby usually sleepy same time or a few bottle.

When baby sleep wait for baby no wake up.

If baby no wake up put baby bed.

Watch baby or use monitor device.

Bigger baby like food.

Feed baby mashed Food with small spoon.

Wait for baby open mouth and then put spoon in mouth, don't scoop many food.

Once spoon in mouth let baby eat then take out.

Remember to keep baby bib on baby when eat.

Baby like gibberish sound and tummy blow. Baby like being play or tickle.

Baby like to chew slobber on things.

Don't let baby chew small thing.

If baby poop you clean.

@man_cool_so put the baby up 4 adoption

send it 2 - 3 years in dagestan

report it to the police

all of you never give birth ever.

@man_cool_so

The trick is to shake it JUST enough

@Burnincat

and scream at it

Edited by @Tep-san