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Alr so the new 2026 Hazbin hotel merch dropped today and I was so excited because I wanted to see Abel’s confirmed sexuality. So I get on my phone and I go to look at it……why is he straight. LIKE I HAVE BEEN HARDCORE THINKING HE WAS BI BUT IG NOT 😭✌🏻

I mean it was a 50/50 chance but still. As yall know my oc x cannon ship with him is 💅 (ifykyk) so like…i guess Marley is just gonna be his gay awakening 😃

If there are any Hazbin fans here PLEASE let me know what you think of the new merch. Cuz so far whenever I watch a review video everyone is as shocked as I am that he’s straight

Atp I genuinely do feel like he’s in the closet (bro was placed right next to Adam, ain’t no way he’s gonna be able to have a pride flag)

What 😭 if the creators said he’s straight, then he’s straight

This whole take is absolutely depressing.

@JASHKIE said:

What 😭 if the creators said he’s straight, then he’s straight

i kind of REALLY dislike hazbin/helluva boss or whatever,, but Able being straight is the only thing that makes sense… he’s an angel- wouldn’t he be liike homophobic🥹

dDONT listen to this nonsense if im wrong,, i know so so little abt the show bc i hate it

@JASHKIE said:

What 😭 if the creators said he’s straight, then he’s straight

I don’t have a problem with him being straight. Like I said I did suspect he would be straight (him being on of the first humans. I was just kinda shocked since most of the fandom agreed he gave off bi or pan energy. I’m also a Emily x Abel shipper so I’m not upset at all since I really like the ship 🙃

@hedontbite

He’s a straight ally, I think the only homophobic one is lute. And I think the fact that he’s a angel doesn’t impact his sexuality since a literal Seraphim is a lesbian soooo

@hedontbite

I get why you don’t like the shows though. I like it mainly because I relate to a lot of the characters so they’re kinda my comfort shows.

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@JASHKIE

Also it wasn’t a take, I just wanted to see what fans thought of the merch. Him being in the closet was a joke since I saw a lot of people putting that in the comments of reviews. Also I can headcannon all I want :)

You don’t have to be rude about it

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@SHADYBOOTS_ART said:

Alr so the new 2026 Hazbin hotel merch dropped today and I was so excited because I wanted to see Abel’s confirmed sexuality. So I get on my phone and I go to look at it……why is he straight. LIKE I HAVE BEEN HARDCORE THINKING HE WAS BI BUT IG NOT 😭✌🏻

I mean it was a 50/50 chance but still. As yall know my oc x cannon ship with him is 💅 (ifykyk) so like…i guess Marley is just gonna be his gay awakening 😃

My sister speedruns this thing and she says the most random stuff about it bro

I have not heard a THING about Hazbin in such a long time, would that be considered a good thing or bad thing.

@trash_ideas0

It okay, the fandom is lowkey a rabbit whole of doom and despair