food preferences rant

Community Thread

14d ago

See like, me personally I like all kinds of food, except shrimp.

Hold on now lemme explain, I've had shrimp before, even some at pretty good places and all I can say I hate it.

For me it don't matter how much sauce you cover it in, how much batter you fry it in, it always has that distinctive taste that me I personally just despise, and I think the texture isn't my cuppa tea.

It also ruins the main dish's taste, considering if you have shrimp alfredo, and let the shrimp just marinate in it for like 5 minutes, it just makes the sauce have the flavor of the shrimp itself, and it's absolutely REVOLTING, so even if you were to say to pick the shrimp out, you CANT cause the tastes' still there.

I'm jealous of people with shell fish allergies cause at least they have more of a reason to not eat shrimp bro I swear.

AND next I cant understand how a mf can eat a pickle and not vomit their intestinal lining out of the mouth and bum from putting this MID, pile of green chernobyl devolved CUCUMBER in their mouth, it's buns, I prefer the juice as an ingredient, like in my sauces, but if I see a RAW pickle on my GOD DAM BURGER

(Yes looking at you Sonic and Mcdonalds)

I am ramming my 2006 HONDA CIVIC THROUGH THE DAMN CASH REGISTER AT 100 KPH, get out the car and AIR THE FREAKING PLACE OUT.

I cant stand that dirty damn plankton lookin' mfer on my burger

Bubble Bass' tastes buds might as well be covered in piss from kids swimming in the ocean and his own fat to not taste how horrid pickles are.

Anyways goodnight tep out-

Edited by @Tep