The Animator

When I was a baby I struggled heavily to breathe one time at night

My parents rushed me to the hospital but they couldn’t do nothing so they had to go to another hospital further away

That’s how I got my voice tube snipped

I was so autistic I didn’t even know how to put air in my lungs

When I was born I was 6 lbs

I was also a dumbass baby.

When I was two years old, barely even aware of my own existence, I fell of the second step of a ladder, maybe 3 inches off the ground and landed on my butt.

I didn't get hurt, I didn't fuss or anything, but I then fell to the side from a seated position, and broke my arm.

I am living proof that if you put a baby down for more than five minutes that baby will probably die.

It was a playground ladder by the way, I was not attempting to clean the gutters when I was 2

One time when I was a toddler (like 3-4 so my parents got a babysitter) I ran across the street with cars speeding at like 45 mph while my babysitter watched in absolute horror. By some miracle I didn’t get hit, or else you all probably wouldn’t know I existed

I clearly remember the memory of me as a 4-year-old picking up a nail and shoving it up my foot as hard as I could.

This story isn’t about ME being a dumb baby, but when I was ten, my little cousin (like 4-5 years old) ran away from us and into oncoming traffic, and I pulled his arm back just in time, cuz a car drove right past us

I was a dumbass baby, cause babies are dumb.

@Tep said:

I was a dumbass baby, cause babies are dumb.

Most real story so far