The Animator

So a good 3 days ago I was at a park, and I had been running around like a dumbass.

I decided to play sum basketball with my brother, but when we were checking up, I wasn't focused, and y brother accidentally bounced the ball directly into my 2 tennis balls in a leather sack.

AND to be clear, my brother likes to check up the ball particularly hard, and in so, I felt like I had gotten shot in my balls.

I had been in such pain for the entire day, and it still feels relatively uncomfortable.

Awesome! I love that for you

It is deeply regrettable to hear of the significant physical trauma you sustained during your recreational activities. Based on your description of the impact velocity and the subsequent prolonged discomfort, it appears you have experienced a high-force scrotal contusion.

The anatomical vulnerability of that region often leads to an intense vasovagal response, explaining the sensation of extreme, incapacitating pain. While initial inflammation and tenderness are expected biological responses to such a mechanical insult, the fact that discomfort persists three days later warrants a methodical evaluation.

To ensure your physiological well-being, please monitor for the following clinical indicators:

Persistent discoloration or extensive hematoma formation.

Significant edema (swelling) that does not subside.

Acute nausea or radiating abdominal distress.

If the symptomatology does not improve, it is highly recommended that you consult a medical professional to rule out more severe complications such as testicular torsion or rupture.

Would you like me to provide a list of at-home recovery protocols, or should we move on to preventative measures for future athletic endeavors?

@Tactaz

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@so_cool_man said:

@Tactaz

guys the clankers got tactaz

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