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Choose your superpower, but I reply with a side effect

Tep_
8mo ago

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@-Rizabuggles_Artz- said:

i just want an infinitely large cosmic eldritch horror in the sky that mutates you if you look at it…

already saw it in 2023 during Canadian wildfires

www.google.com

the air pollution was so bad

if you stood outside for:

15 minutes you would start uncontrollably coughing

30 minutes lung damage (coughing up blood)

45 permanent lung damage (possibly cancer)

60 pass out from lack of oxygen

120 blehhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnn................................*o*

but on the bright side everything smelled like smores :D

@-Rizabuggles_Artz-

everyone is blind

I have Alzheimer's

I have Alzheimer's

I have Alzheimer's

I have Alzheimer's

I have Alzheimer's

@PlanetAntMan said:

I have the highest IQ known to man

You're very intelligent and you think very quickly but the side effect is that your brain consumes so much energy its hard for you to do anything. You're still human with a god-like brain you can't sustain. You try not to think. And when you do it just makes you sad.

@dustbiter said:

I have Alzheimer's

Side effect: Alzheimer's

@Rickrollguy said:

@PlanetAntMan said:
I have the highest IQ known to man
but everyone around you is so dumb-stupid-and non sentient that society collapses

At first i also thought something like this but it's not really a side effect, is it? It's just like. Bad situations?

@GOOIEDUCK said:

@Rickrollguy said:
@PlanetAntMan said:
I have the highest IQ known to man
but everyone around you is so dumb-stupid-and non sentient that society collapses
At first i also thought something like this but it's not really a side effect, is it? It's just like. Bad situations?

now that I think about it, its not a side effect its just life, plain and simple. 90% of people are stupid and drag you down so the only way to succeed in life is to surpass the mass of the 7 billions and rise your way up fighting of the 10% holding off their position, money, and power. (side note I'm just rereading this an hour later I still don't understand my 1 Am thoughts)

@dustbiter said:

I have Alzheimer's

I did have alzheimer's tomorrow but I didn't in two weeks.

@Rickrollguy said:

@dustbiter said:
I have Alzheimer's
I did have alzheimer's tomorrow but I didn't in two weeks.

Did I tell you o ha eahlzeimerz

@dustbiter said:

@Rickrollguy said:
@dustbiter said:
I have Alzheimer's
I did have alzheimer's tomorrow but I didn't in two weeks.
Did I tell you o ha eahlzeimerz

did I Alzheimer's have but tomorrow didnt I two in week

seizure ahh

dustbiter
18h ago

@Rickrollguy said:

@dustbiter said:
@Rickrollguy said:
@dustbiter said:
I have Alzheimer's
I did have alzheimer's tomorrow but I didn't in two weeks.
Did I tell you o ha eahlzeimerz
did I Alzheimer's have but tomorrow didnt I two in week

twowo weewk alsemers you got it tomrrow

@dustbiter said:

@Rickrollguy said:
@dustbiter said:
@Rickrollguy said:
@dustbiter said:
I have Alzheimer's
I did have alzheimer's tomorrow but I didn't in two weeks.
Did I tell you o ha eahlzeimerz
did I Alzheimer's have but tomorrow didnt I two in week
twowo weewk alsemers you got it tomrrow

me alzimers eis vewwye swouere

@Rickrollguy said:

@dustbiter said:
@Rickrollguy said:
@dustbiter said:
@Rickrollguy said:
@dustbiter said:
I have Alzheimer's
I did have alzheimer's tomorrow but I didn't in two weeks.
Did I tell you o ha eahlzeimerz
did I Alzheimer's have but tomorrow didnt I two in week
twowo weewk alsemers you got it tomrrow
me alzimers eis vewwye swouere

googogagaga

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