The Animator

I just want to hear some dad jokes so yeah tell me your best one no matter how bad they are

"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."

"A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest."

"You think swimming with sharks is expensive? ...

"When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?"

"I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. ...

"Do you wanna box for your leftovers?

Better add these to the Dad-abase...

@Jle3v @KingKirbo07

love these jokes guys gave me a good chuckle

Which state has the most streets?............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Rhode Island........................................................................................

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@Jle3v

which came first the chicken or the egg

Your mom came first

@Jle3v

oooooooooooooooohhh

@KingKirbo07

broo…

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