The Animator

I love telling jokes about orphans, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do Nemo and Dads have in common?

They both can't be found.

Dark Humor is like food.

Not everyone gets it.

I have a fish that can breakdance.

Only for 20 seconds though, and he can only do it once.

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.

Except at a funeral.

I have many jokes about unemployed people.

Sadly, none of them work.

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.

It was impossible to put down.

What is the best way to remove chewing gum from hair?

Cancer.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.

She still isn't talking to me.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Where did little Jimmy go after getting lost in a mine field?

Everywhere.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

My therapist told me "Time heals all wounds", so I stabbed him.

Now we wait...

My mom died when we couldn't remember her blood type.

She kept telling us to be positive, but it's hard without her.

Why can't you get a book on how to commit suicide at a library?

Because you won't bring it back.

I was to be the second worse thing to happen to those orphans.

The first is that "they weren't always orphans."

- Technoblade