The Animator

gimme opinions on random things that are slightly irritating and rant about them, i have too much free time.

I also have the curse of seeing Among us everywhere

Christmas Lights That Aren't The Swag Chad White-Yellow Christmas Lights - Brought to you by a Weasel a week before Christmas

These lights: www.google.com

Okay. Colored Christmas lights look ugly and stupid and dumb. They stick out like a sore thumb even when they're the only lights lined up for a mile. Now, when you have the White Christmas Lights, they look amazing. They never look stupid. This is just common sense.

But for whatever reason, people think the ugly colored lights are the ones they want for their houses and trees. Colored lights only look sort of nice on video, but not in reality. But white lights look good no matter what the media is. Video, picture, reality, anything!

And people are STILL wasting their money on colored Christmas lights. Start using your money for good things, like white Christmas lights.

Thank you, goodnight.

Ads suck.

I use incognito mode despite having an ad blocker.

The ads I see are so, so, so disgusting and illegal.

Saw an ad about a girl talking about how "we shouldn't be doing this at the gym" while looking back at you.

Saw a disgusting ad with a character creator. There was a girl and there were different age/body type options. One of them is "loli", which is absolutely disgusting. Who are you trying to attract?

A series of ads on YouTube where a freak is talking about how "great this game" is and how "beautiful the girls were". It was literally an anime girl with horrendously huge tatas. They were... jiggling... and they were censored. The girl is heavily blushing, and the guy is saying questionable things.

I keep getting these ads where someone is playing rock paper scissors with a girl (with huge curves of course). They win, and they have to choice to slap (or poke) the girl's butt, or to undress her. They choose slap (poke) and show a close up of the butt and slap (poke) it.

Other ads are straight up just naked people. I used to have a screenshot of 3 anime women standing with whips and the letters "NSFW" glowing above their heads while I was playing a kids game about creating and taking care of pets, wtf.

Explain this to me:

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ibb.co (For context the characters are from cookie run kingdom/cookie run, and the image is traced over some my story animated thumbnail or something. The person on the right is younger than the person on the left I believe. It's in their lore or something)

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Last summer, I ran into this webtoon ad that actually wholesome. It was about a girl befriending the monster under her bed. I read some of it afterwards and it's amazing. Why don't we have more of this?

For goodness sakes, I'm not going to click on your ads for having adult/offensive content, it's disgusting.

Recently, I've been getting ads about GaY quizzes. They mixed up gender identity with sexualities. 🤦‍♀️

*and cough, the gay quiz ads are also using the wrong flags (as in offensive flags) and are straight up telling me that I'm ONLY gay/lesbian, I am not. 😤

not enough people think roger baxter is hot

wolfy my search history is already infected

REALLY QUICK BEFORE I REPLY TO ANYONE ELSE OMFG THANK YOU WEASEL WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABIUT HOW MUCH COZIER THE GOLDEN LIGHTS ARE I HAVE THIS DEBATE EVERY YEAR

When my family used to put up Christmas trees, we'd use colored lights on out one huge tree and those white mini ones on our small one.

The white tree was prettier and more subtle compared to the large tree. Plus, the glass on the lights were smoother so they tasted good in my mouth (no context).

I get those nasty ads too but like the cookie one had me CHUCJLING LMFAOAOAOAO

I get gay quizzes as well maybe google knows 😯😳😳

Never was never will be wolfy 😤 (ps I hate Blythe)

how dare you 😡

also yea, Blythe sucked FGVJJJ

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BLYTHE

ibb.co

WDYM WHATS WRONG WITH BLYTH

ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING

SHE'S A FINE LADY

I STRONGLY DISAGREE

SHE GETS ALL THE HOTTIES

WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN THE PETS IN THIS CASE

STARRY NOO

I SWEAR I'M INNOCENT

Cod in for kay