The Animator

Do I seem like a person who would pop of a bush ??

Ok here's some context;

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Me: in the play I'm in, I'm playing this dude who's basically the narrator. If i had to sum him up, a man who jumps out of bush and deals crocodile tongues to kids. {If you know what James and the Giant Peach is, this probably makes some sense?}

Friend 1: I could see you jumping out of a bush.

Me: S e r i o u s l y ??

Friend 2: When I first met you, the impression I got was you'd pop of out a bush.

Me: Just know that when you pass a row of bushes, be cautious because I can and will teleport to where you are and pop of one.

Friend 2: I'm passing a row of bushes right now, I kid you not-

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So. DO I SEE LIKE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WOULD RANDOMLY POP OUT OF A BUSH ???

SHARK, YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS, YOUR ANSWER IN RIGGED-

*IS

not in lol

idk u irl so i cant answer but online you, no?

yes

i feel like you'd jump out of a bush to explain the entire lore of any game you really like and the person would actually sit down to listen to you

No one;

Me; *pops out of a bush and scares a pedestrian* HI

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But wow lmao

"HI WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT THE LORE OF BOTH UNDERTALE AND DELTARUNE?"

"HEY THERE!!! WANNA LEARN ABOUT THE MOST AVERAGE PERSON SURVIVING THE DOOM OF PEPTO BISMOL GORE???"