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Mixing mayonnaise with ketchup and using it as a dip for pickles
_undeadI hate pickles
I got hit in the lower region with a flipping rugby ball
My water isn’t working :’)
I got a new haircut and it’s not even different it’s just the same mop on my head without the mullet at the back
I got detention for getting stabbed with a yellow colouring pencil. School not unfair at all
The new parrot got fed energy pills again and is now trying to open the microwave
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_undeadI shall not cook the parrot
_undeadITS NOT JUST A MOP
ITS BASICALLY A METOPHORICAL ANALYSIS OF HOW A MOP WOULD LOOK LIKE AFTER GETTING SOAKED, PUT IN THE MICROWAVE, FRIED WITH COOKING OIL AND THEN GROWN TO MAXIMUM LENGTH
_undeadAnd seasoned to taste
ngl mayonnaise and ketchup are guud w/ fries
_undeadFries are heaven with mayonnaise
yezzirrrrr
PICKLES
bussin or buggin
buggin
OnyxIm no expert but I dont think you should be giving a parrot or any bird energy pills or boosters, it raises their heart rate leading to cardiac arrest, depending on how much your giving him, (in the nicest way possible 😌)
_undead-how do you not like pickles don't talk to me(jk)
-ouch 👀
-i have three big fat water bottles full of water
-cool my hair is still a crazy mop i bet it is a million times worse than yours
-so unfair i can't believe they did that kinda like how they suspended me for punching someone
-home made baked chicken(parrot) 🤪
"home made baked chicken(parrot) 🤪"
-@Flower-Power
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PFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
_undead“Home made baked chicken(parrot) 🤪”
So that’s KFC’s secret huh-
_undeadare you sure i had to get my hair cut three times because of how bad it keeps getting 👺
MY MOM SAID SHE WILL SHAVE ME BALD BECAUSE OF HOW BAD IT ISSSSSSSSSSSS
_undeadI can’t be bothered to cut my hair cause it’s just gonna grow into a mess of a mop anyway
I got a haircut today because it looked like I had a mullet
_undeadIF I DECREASED 1CM IN HEIGHT EVERYTIME MY DAD SAYS “make that mop look better, or I will shave you bald” I WOULD BE THE SIZE OF SHARK
OUR PARENTS SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT SHAVING OUR HEADS BALD 😶
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