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Incorrect quotes


Jessii: Okay, truth or dare?
Cookie: Truth
Jessii: How many hours have you slept this week?
Cookie:
Cookie: ...Dare
Jessii: Go to bed.
Cookie: I don’t like this game.
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Jessii: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Cookie: You mean literally or figuratively?
Jessii: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
Jessii: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
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Cookie: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Jessii: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
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Jessii: Welcome, fellow idiots
Cookie: Hello, Jessii
Jessii: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Cookie: You underestimate me
Jessii: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Cookie: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Jessii: Jokes on you, I can't do math
Jessii: Cookie, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Cookie: Well of course I have.
Cookie: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Cookie: It's boring.
Jessii: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Cookie: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
Jessii: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Cookie: I do have a sense of humor you know
Jessii: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Cookie: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Jessii: You love me, right, Cookie?
Cookie: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
Jessii: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Cookie: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Jessii: Absolutely not.
Jessii: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Cookie: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Jessii: What are your goals?
Cookie: To pet all the dogs.
Jessii: No, fitness goals.
Cookie: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.


LMAO THIS JUST MADE ME SO HAPPI XD I LAUGHED THROUGH IT ALL

I don’t get the title but the comment is very accurate to my daily mood lmao-
Also I love the fact that the way I find ways around everything is way too accurate lmfao
OH I LIKE THESE
*ahem*
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*Jesse and Cookie are skipping stones on a lake*
Jesse: It's a beautiful evening
Cookie: TAKE THAT, YOU STUPID LAKE
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Cookie: Jesse and I have this kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Jesse: Sentences.
Cookie: Don't interrupt me.
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Cookie: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Sharky: Wasn't Jesse with you?
Jesse: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Now, I am 100% this is very inaccurate of you both, but this is how I see you guys :D
ah i just thought up of another one;
*ahem*
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Cookie: I just told Jesse his ears blush when he lies
Sharky: Wh- why?
Cookie: Look :D
Cookie: Hey Jesse, do you love me?
Jesse covering his ears: No.
Sharky:
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Anyone: *Blocks Ai-*
Ai-: YOU FOOL, I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS
Before you ask, this was all taken from a generator

The scatterpatters incorrect quotes generator?
I think?
OH YEP THAT'S THE ONE
SOrry about randomly bursting in and making these >=<
I think these are real fun :D

Wait wha- you guys got these from a wEbSiTe called: “Incorrect Quotes Generator”?

they are lol its like all the sites my firend shows me, u knew before LMao
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