The Animator

Despite the universes best efforts, I am still alive.

Every year since I was 3 or 4 years old, I have had at least 2 or 3 injuries, but they would all be minor. And done in stupid ways. When I was moving for the first time ever, I was jumping on all the suitcases and missed a jumped and broke one of my toes??? wh-

I have tripped over nothing many times, breaking my glasses twice and busting my lip once. I've been hit in the face with a tether ball at too high speeds and broke my glasses and my nose started to bleed... i think (and it didn't break, but jumping off a suitcase did???).

and as the cherry on top, I've scraped my knees (mostly my right knee, but sometimes my left) on the freaking pebbly road at least 10 times.

And despite all these efforts to break the frailest human on the planet, I am still alive. these attempts have dwindled down over the years mainly because I've obtained the smarts, but I still get assassination attempts from the universe every now and then.

TLDR: i have suffered many injuries as the frailest person on earth and yet i am still alive, despite the universe's best efforts.

anyways, goodnight.

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Goodnight and why the heck would u jump kn suitcases thats the most random thing you could Choose

Good afternoon lmao

Oh my lord weasel

The suitcase story reminds me of when I was also four and was jumping on my parents’ bed while singing that little monkeys song

I fell off and hit my head

I woke up in the emergency room

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I’ve only scraped my knee (badly) while learning to ride a scooter and very recently scraped my knee on the thing that goes under mattresses (foundation?)

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I would tell other stories but I’d rather give you a hug 🫂