The Animator

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man runnin' the stand, "Hey!" BAM BAM BAM "...I can speak ENGLISH. Why can I. A DUCK. SPEAK ENGLISH? I AM A DUCKING DUCK!" The man said, "... W-we have lemonade..." (Duck) "I need ANSWERS. LEMONADE MAN. NOT SOME CHEAP LEMONADE!" The man then reached underneath the lemonade stand and found a box labeled "Answers" with a grape and a bag in it. He gave the grape to the duck. (Duck) "THIS. Is a GRAPE. I NEED ANSWERS. JIM THE LEMONADE MAN." The man then reached for the "Answers" box and gave the bag to the duck.

The duck died of a cocaine overdose 2 minutes later. Turns out he could speak English because of the way he took cocaine. The last time he had cocaine was roughly a minute before walking up to the stand. And about a pound of it.

Sounds like more like Jim overdosed and was the one hallucinating

The duck only died because he shoved the coke into the ducks mouth

LMAOOO WHAT JUST HAPPENED

I remember bragging to my 2nd grade class a few years ago at some point because i watched "The Duck Song 18+"

i wouldn't be surprised if weasel became a druglord a few years later