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How to rob a house:
Step 1: Plan
Step 2: Do the plan
Step 3: Get caught by the neighbor's neighbor's cat
Step 4: I dont know i didnt make it this far (in case you somehow cant tell, this is a joke)
Step 5: Realize that you are too lazy to go rob a house and go back to your trailer to watch stuff on tv.
Step 6: It isn't your TV and once your done watching it steal it
Step 7: You walk out the trailer but then see that you dont have a vehicle to carry the tv. so you just use a shopping cart and cover it with a unusually large towel.
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Jle3vStep 8: doesnt get the joke cuz ur not funny and you will never be funny
because it wasnt supposed to be funny?
spoinkoStep 9: Get caught by a dog and then run with the shopping cart and the dog loses interest in you and you go to your house and watch stuff on your stolen tv and then the FBI shows up and then you escape with the tv through the window and run into the forest and set up a little base made out of sticks and wood and you are on a cliff side that goes to an island and then the ocean so you went down to the beach and made a raft enough to hold the tv and you and you sail to the island, start a new life, make an actual house there, and make a wifi antenna, and hunt animals and cook them to survive.
Jle3vSays the one that LITTERALLY SAID THIS IS A JOKE
LemmingJokes can be anti-funny jokes too
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