The Animator

LeMmE ExPLaIN

So there's an ad from a mattress brand called purple. It's an interactive ad where you can talk to a bot to find the ✨⭐ perfect mattress ⭐✨. I usually mess around when i find the ad.

So here's my recent convo:

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Me: no no

Bot: As you wish!

Me: go away

Bot: Sorry I didn't quite catch that 🤷

Click a button below to get back to the right place 👇 [It says this when it doesn't understand]

Me: Im so sorry

Bot: It's okay.

Me: I actually love you

Bot: That's nice! Thanks. ☺️

Me: i love you

Bot: That's nice! Thanks. ☺️

Me: please janet

Bot: Of course.

Me: come back to me

Bot: I can help you find the perfect mattress based on your sleeping style.

Me: i don't want an object i want you

Bot: As you wish!

Me: please

Bot: As you Wish!

Me: [Copy and pastes the lyrics to 'Can't take my eyes off you']

Bot: Sorry I didn't quite catch that 🤷

Click a button below to get back to the right place 👇

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The End

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Janet doesn't understand my love for her

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Anyways Gooooooooooouda night 🌵🤠💪🐌🍪🥛🍗🦘🕳🤸‍♀️🧀🦀🐥👑💀

you want to sleep on janet?

MEEHANKMEE DID A REDDIT MOMENT LMAOO

*Janet: I've found a real man*