The Animator

These are my favorite questions/statements from the 2 threads from a while ago.

If cows are black and white, can you see them at night? Or are they just floating white spots?

All clouds are pee. If you really think about it, at some point or another, clouds are pee.

Once upon a time, there was a dog on a log. And the little dog said nothing at all, because dogs can't talk.

If you really think about it, the IRS's #1 target is the tooth fairy. She pays in cash, and when she gets caught, she can vanish away. I guess what I'm trying to say is, the tooth fairy's a felon.

If we share 50% of our DNA with bananas, why doesn't human flesh taste good in smoothies?

There are more chickens than there's people in the world. We'll soon become the nuggets, and they'll become the nugget makers.

Don't ever tell me a door is a jar. It's a DOOR not a JAR. Do I look stupid to you?

i had a panic attack reading this cuz im dumb as heck,

u told us the first one before but no they are not

:O

true

yes she steal our took

because it is flesh :D

YESSSSS

maybe

If you're stupid, the last one's for you. It makes you seem smart.

Mayebee

But they can also be human d r o p p i n g s

Wowee

Damn D:

I taste like salt >:(

Unless we eat them first. I can imagine world war BAWK

My door is technically a jar. It's hollow. You can open it with a Knife and place items in it. And Flower-Power said something along the lines of "Houses are like jars because they keep people inside a thing, and the doors are just like lids". *winks*

B b b

i love you weasel

i love you too bubbles