The Animator

My step-auntie Betty was arrested for throwing noodles at a child

Wait for real????

No

Ah nevermind...

You used the generator lol

😁

Well

My pet rock Pepper ate all my potatoes and vomited all over my vest. U-U

I strangled a child trying to throw bread at a duck 🦆

A sneaky duck 🦆 stole my credit card

Damn

imagine getting robbed by a duck couldn't be TheMooseMaster

My pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar ate all my avocados and vomited on my tights

i wish i had some avocados they taste good.

Oof

I hate avacados

My mother got an egg 🥚 stuck in their bottom