The Animator

reposting this because eh

If cows are black and white, can you see them at night? Or are they just floating white spots?

Can a dog see a rainbow? Or does that depend on the dog?

When sheep fall asleep, do they count us?

All clouds are pee. If you really think about it, at some point or another, clouds are pee.

How do we know that all dinosaurs were brown?

How many times has a bus driver heard "The Wheels on the Bus" and cried?

What does a deer see when it sees headlights? Does it see God? Does it see aliens (that's cool)?

I wish to learn the secret language of the bees. They speak in tiny dances, are they talking about me?

How do reindeers fly?

Once upon a time, there was a dog on a log. And the little dog said nothing at all, because dogs can't talk.

If you really think about it, the IRS's #1 target is the tooth fairy. She pays in cash, and when she gets caught, she can vanish away. I guess what I'm trying to say is, the tooth fairy's a felon.

I feel kinda bad for that guy who invented Bluetooth. I can only assume his teeth were a mess.

(this is to those who have an arch-nemesis) The best revenge is a life well spent in the other guy's house with the other guy's wife.

If we share 50% of our DNA with bananas, why doesn't human flesh taste good in smoothies?

There are more chickens than there's people in the world. We'll soon become the nuggets, and they'll become the nugget makers.

If a girl asks you if she should get bangs, do not answer, it's a trap.

Don't ever tell me a door is a jar. It's a DOOR not a JAR. Do I look stupid to you?

When the guy in the movie says the name of the movie it's like "WOW, THAT'S THE NAME OF THE MOVIE!"

omfg you just reminded me of my bangs phase

COUGH

Wait........ That's from Daniel Thrasher!