The Animator

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they dont konw what a full house is

correct

becuse they can't gamble

no

another joke

>:O

Why is it good being an orphan

every bag of chips if family size

another joke

a 9-yr old died after using a cream that makes you 10 years younger

I wouldn't say that's "dark" mate

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

All of these are old :/

I GOT ONE

What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?

A family picture