The Animator

All my cousins: DEMO SONNAN JA DAME! MOU SONNAN JA HORA! KOKORO WA SHINKA SURU YO! MOTTO MOTTO!!

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Random cousin I haven't seen in years: Do you ever just wanna [blop] a dog?

Other cousins: ....

Me: That is the most questionable and disturbing thing I've ever heard...

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Me taking out a sour patch kids packet from a goodie bag: Ay, does anyone want my Sour Patch?

Literally every person in the room, I kid you not: *jumps up from where they are and surrounds me asking for it-*

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All my cousins: MIRACULOUS! SIMPLY THE BEST! UP TO THE TES WHEN THINGS GO WROOOOOONG!

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All my cousins...again: *insert more Renai Circulation here*

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Me to my mom: AY MA, I WAS A TURTLE YESTERDAY WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT!

My cousin: You need her consent?-

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Cousin talking to my other cousin: You're such a cancer

Me talking to my tia: I want cancer

Me: waIT NO! I MEANT I WANT CAKE

Cousin: Y O U W A N T C A N C E R ? !

Me: I MEAT CAAAAKE

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Me: DON'T TOUCH mEeEeE

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Me: I SAID DON'T SPLASH ME! I'M NOT READY YET

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Cousin pausing Demon Slayer so she can point out TOmioka's eyes: HIS EYES. LOOK AT THEM

Other cousin: STOP PAUSING IT! MY GOD!

Me and my other other cousin: *dying from laughter*

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Me talking to my cousin: I can do an impression of you. Gimme your glasses.

Other cousin: Oh I know-

Me now wearing glasses: Ahem...HIS EYES. HIS E Y E S

Cousin I' imitating: Ay, just forget about thaaaaaat

Me: N e v e r

Holy-

...that's very long....

But I got more lmao

"I want cancer"

"AY MA, I WAS A TURTLE YESTERDAY WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT!"

You broke my lungs

You're very welcome

I am now the lung-breaking-shapshifter-person-thing

y e s

the second is confuseing and idk whats the blop part is and the third i get it it happens to me

Dang it-

I meant to put bleep not blop

oh

Sometimes life is funy

hey le-spark i just wanted to say this completely unnecessary thing but your name is 2 letters off from one of my friends ocs

Oh cool!

Saturday the dog was tickling me. It felt weird and then my cousin said to not let him do that.

And yeah, life can be the weirdest thing ever

And those were only two days of my spring break

I forgot everything else that happened-

like i head shot a stray cat with a water gun cause its keep eating my pet cats food like my cat goes out side i put its bowl there two and this fat cat comes and eats the food

*too*

le-spark hacve you heard of that one playce somewhere in the world that i forgot thwer eht where the graccvaity is siide ways and things like balls (not in a weird way) can roll up slopes and stuff

thats more proof life can be weird

rather places can be weird actually'

idk

You meant the Mystery Spot?

1. i would never (bleep) a dog

2. i w a n t s o u r p a t c h

3. is cancer now a trend? literally everyone has it

4. Demon Slayer? NEZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

5. i can relate to everything that has happened

oh no im turning into starry with her ted ed talks

i think