The Animator

i was talking with some friends earlier, and we came up with the perfect way to get away with murder.

1. Bury the person alive.

2. Put poisonous gas/smoke/other gas you shouldn't really breathe in their oxygen tank (if you decide to be mean you can just skip the oxygen tank and have them suffocate)

3. Once they're dead, gather everything that you used to kill them and their body and burn everything.

4. After that, collect any extra bits of clothing and material and burn that too.

5. Hide the ashes by blending it with the dirt.

you have gotten away with murder B)

I stole a pen from a bank

Very fun things to get away with Starry.

Congorats Moose.

i have gotten away with murder hundreds of times before

everytime you kill an ant it counts as murder right

No.

It doesn't.

to the ants it will

To the ants, it's a natural disaster.

my cousin killed ants then ate their corpses

disgustang

also how would it be a natural disaster

i use to steal candy from a store and get away with it

i regret it

my brother stole a kinder joy egg

all he wanted was the chocolate.

how would u get the person

i mean easiest way is to drug them so they fall asleep, leave them in their car in the garage and leave the car running

theyll think it would be a suicide

im scared now

the best way is to self report the body to the police

I need to turn off ducking dark mode on this what the hell am I seeing

alan stop make me laugh

also the best way would be to use super ultra uber goku drip powers and teleport to the end of the universe and teleport back

leave him at the end of the universe or throw him into the void

theyll still notice