The Animator

May I introduce you to

The world's most decorated zoo

For everything you wish was make-believe

Oh, buddy did you know

You could shake hands with a demon

If you wanna take that dare, so be it

You could lose an arm or a leg so easy here

So let me give you a scenario

And don't you tell a soul

It's only hypothetical

Imagine all your nightmares

Contained in a single glorified reformatory

Where nothing ever gets out

Straitjackets have been worn out

Good guys, bad guys accommodated

If it don't make any sense, like it's something in a story

We'll make sure it stays fiction

In our superstitious foundation

Medicine unlike any other

Coffee machine dispensing blood for a sucker

All that we display will never leave

But buddy, don't you know

We don't wanna let armageddon

Rear its ugly head like a nuclear weapon

We secure, contain, protect

So you don't live in fear

Did I even mention

The monsters that preside?

Where do I begin? Where do I begin?

'Cause there is more than 99

The Vermin God, The Anklebiters

Brother's bride, shy guy, trapped in the typewriter

Snapper of necks, on a perfect day

Polaroid, builder bear, hungry clay

Water orb, river cat, daws you In the book

Whistlebones, abandoned row home

There was a crooked man, man's best friend

Hateful star, desert in a can

And that isn't even half of it

So let me give you a scenario

Don't you tell a soul

It's only hypothetical (It's only hypothetical)

Let me give you a scenario

But don't you go thinking it's real

Imagine all your nightmares

Contained in a single glorified reformatory

Where nothing ever gets out

Straitjackets have been worn out

Good guys, bad guys accommodated

If it don't make any sense, like it's something in a story

We'll make sure it stays fiction

In our superstitious foundation

Superstitious foundation

Superstitious foundation