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when you stretch the truth for a song - Daniel Thrasher

Daniel: Hey, have you seen my wallet lying around?

Hoodie Guy: Hmmm...

[SONG STARTS]

MMM... Daniel can't find his money

He don't know where it is

(Do you?)

(No...)

I think it's a little bit funny (ha ha)

Just how sad of a life

This poor boy lives

he is lost

And he's afraid

(No I'm not)

He's never felt so alone

In this whirlwind he calls home...

(I need my wallet)

HIS RAGE IS BURNING BRIGHTLY

IT'S BURIED DEEP WITHIN

His flesh is barely human

it's a cybertronic skin

WITH RIPPING ROBOT MUSCLES

Could take down dinosaur

and speaking of extinction

here comes a meteor!

(oh wow)

WITH JETPACK CYBORG BOOSTERS

He's flies across the sea

he launches high into the sky

to save both you and me

(dude)

SHHHHH!

The meteor approaches

The asteroid is here

THE PEOPLE OF EARTH TREMBLE

THEY COWER IN THEIR FEAR

But Cyborg Daniel races

He laughs in danger's face (ha ha)

As Mother Nature's biggest threat

is hurled from outer space

The meteor then shapeshifts

into a cosmic hurdle

An adolescent, omnipresent

Mutant Chaos Turtle

*demonic screeching*

(you know what I'm saying?)

(No...)

And now our Mech-Daniel

takes on this mega beast

He slices him and dices him

and makes him turtle feast

(yum)

The creature shrieks in HORROR

*demonic screeching 2*

yet...

Doesn't make a sound

FOR IF YOU KNOW ASTRONOMY

NO SOUNDWAVES CAN BE FOUND (space is a vacuum)

And - Robot Danielâ„¢

he lands on Earth once more

his motherland protected

now stronger than before

The people all adore him

they worship this machine

The pope blessed him. Anointed...

he's been knighted by the queen.

(Wow... that was a good so-)

IT TURNS OUT THE QUEEN'S AN ALIEN

(OH MY GOD)

AND SHE HAS LASER EYES

SHE TRICKED THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD

IN A WRINKLY DISGUISE

Just look up the title of the thread in YouTube....

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Ai-sAlt
5yr ago

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