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when you stretch the truth for a song - Daniel Thrasher
Daniel: Hey, have you seen my wallet lying around?
Hoodie Guy: Hmmm...
[SONG STARTS]
MMM... Daniel can't find his money
He don't know where it is
(Do you?)
(No...)
I think it's a little bit funny (ha ha)
Just how sad of a life
This poor boy lives
he is lost
And he's afraid
(No I'm not)
He's never felt so alone
In this whirlwind he calls home...
(I need my wallet)
HIS RAGE IS BURNING BRIGHTLY
IT'S BURIED DEEP WITHIN
His flesh is barely human
it's a cybertronic skin
WITH RIPPING ROBOT MUSCLES
Could take down dinosaur
and speaking of extinction
here comes a meteor!
(oh wow)
WITH JETPACK CYBORG BOOSTERS
He's flies across the sea
he launches high into the sky
to save both you and me
(dude)
SHHHHH!
The meteor approaches
The asteroid is here
THE PEOPLE OF EARTH TREMBLE
THEY COWER IN THEIR FEAR
But Cyborg Daniel races
He laughs in danger's face (ha ha)
As Mother Nature's biggest threat
is hurled from outer space
The meteor then shapeshifts
into a cosmic hurdle
An adolescent, omnipresent
Mutant Chaos Turtle
*demonic screeching*
(you know what I'm saying?)
(No...)
And now our Mech-Daniel
takes on this mega beast
He slices him and dices him
and makes him turtle feast
(yum)
The creature shrieks in HORROR
*demonic screeching 2*
yet...
Doesn't make a sound
FOR IF YOU KNOW ASTRONOMY
NO SOUNDWAVES CAN BE FOUND (space is a vacuum)
And - Robot Danielâ„¢
he lands on Earth once more
his motherland protected
now stronger than before
The people all adore him
they worship this machine
The pope blessed him. Anointed...
he's been knighted by the queen.
(Wow... that was a good so-)
IT TURNS OUT THE QUEEN'S AN ALIEN
(OH MY GOD)
AND SHE HAS LASER EYES
SHE TRICKED THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD
IN A WRINKLY DISGUISE
Just look up the title of the thread in YouTube....
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