The Animator

Warm water tastes round,and cold water tastes sharp...

the hospital you were born in,is the only place you left without entering

oof

thats gonna be stuck in my head

theme parks can snap a crystal clear image of you riding a roller coaster at 70 mph,but a bank camera can't get a clear image of a robber standing still

d a y u m

if shorts are called shorts,then why aren't pants called longs?

do people with glasses,wear glasses in their dreams

lmao this is good

have you ever thought that...you can drink a drink but,you can't food a food

have you ever thought sleeping is weird because,literately you don't move for 8 hours but,your mind plays mini moves in your head

why is it so awkward walking back after bowling,

okay i'm done

when u drink you drink from the top of the cup but with a straw its from the bottom

you can't move your top jaw