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VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
FartSpiritdo u wear underwear in your sleep!!?!?!?
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FartSpiritbut if your flying down you can fart more easily
so the fart will push you up and you start flying
FartSpiritlying**
i fart when i eat beans or lenteils. or worse, vulters
FartSpiritLMAO
I dont fart that much
But what if the fart flight runs out, and you don't have anything in you? From about 10 meters you have a 50% chance of D E A T H . So, sitting down while sleeping is better. And if you sleep laying down, with no underwear, a tree branch can't catch you and you have a 50% chance of death.
( Death percentage: www.google.com )
FartSpiritbut the fart wont run out
cos your breathing turns to fart
FartSpiritit can catch your trousers tho
Depending on the dream situation, yes. But, if it is accurate to science (for whatever reason), you will have to have hydrogen, carbon dioxide, and methane in your digestive track. So, no. Breathing won't help. And, with whatever power level that fart is at, depends on how high you go. If you're high enough when you fall, you can technically just fall right through the tree branch.
(and now, "how does a fart form (for science reasons)" is in my search history....)
FartSpiritok whatever
we all have different dreams
FartSpiritonce i had a dream i married this guy
he was sooooooo handsome
What was this argument though?
I wear clothes.
I don't have pajamas, I just slap on a hoodie and shorts and ta daaa
(either that or I use my jigglypuff onesie, but it's summer)
FartSpiriti wear my band t shirts and trousers
FartSpiriti had a dream i married michael jackson once
i dream of weird things. like me slaping a loin, then it farts and pees on a termite nesting ground. yes, they are weird
i had a dream that i was murdering a couple at the wedding ceremoney
My dreams are I N F I N I T E D A R K N E S S ever since my first case of E X T E S N T I A L D R E A D
FartSpiriti had a dream where this lion tried to harass me
I know the meaning of some dreams, and the dreams I have compared to the definition kinda doesn't make sense-
I'm a bright young woman, God.
A LOIN TRIED TO HARRAS U IM ACCUALLY CRACKIMG UPXD
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