The Animator

- "You have legs-"

- "No, you uncultured swine"

- "Are you calling me a liar?" "Well I'm not calling you a truther!"

- "When life gives you lemons, complain about the lemons"

- "Are you All Might's secret love child or something?"

- "No you bread-"

- "No you cold corndog"

And I'm trying to remember more lol

“Pants are an illusion and so is death.”

Yes

correction: When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into people's eyes

Correction on correction when life gives you lemons squeeze them back into LIFES eyes

When life gives you lemons, say they’re rare yellow limes and sell ‘em for $100.

Correction of a correction of a correction:

When life give you lemons, buy more, take some to make lemonade, give the lemonade to life, and then shove the rest down life's throat to tell them to not talk to strangers.

...Wow

“Do not take life too seriously. You will not get out of it alive.”

ooo

The death of a close friend of the family has reminded me of this one...

"You're lying."

"NO I'M NOT!"

"SEE! YOU'RE LYING RIGHT NOW!"