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Murphy's Law Enforcement lyrics
When you’re rolling down the highway
With a hot cappuccino
And the you swerve and almost spilled it on your new pair of chinos
You’re like
“Whoa that was close
Man these khakis are primo”
While you’re feeling kinda lucky
You might hit the casino
Hold up
Wait a minute
Now it’s on
First we’re here
Then we’re there
Now we’re gone
You have the right to remain silent
And blah blah blah
Here’s some piping hot justice for breaking Murphy’s Law
Let’s say you throw a birthday party
For your 5 year old daughter
And you stand in the vicinity
Beside her piñata
Well section seven Murphy’s Law
Clearly says you gotta take a smack to the sack
Heh notta
Hold up
Wait a minute
Now it’s on
First we’re here
Then we’re there
Now we’re gone
When it should’ve gone wrong
But it turns out a’ihgt
You’re breaking Murphy’s Law
And we’re here to wrong the right sucka
Perhaps you’re living in an alley in the clutches of poverty
Find a $100 bill
That might as well be the lottery
Well according to Murphy
You know it’s gotta be novelty
But the bill is legitimate
And your eyes get all watery
Hold up
Wait a minute
Now it’s on
First we’re here
Then we’re there
Now we’re gone
Put your hands up in the air
And step away from the bill
If it can’t go wrong
We’re making sure it will
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