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Murphy's Law Enforcement lyrics

azharsu
5yr ago

When you’re rolling down the highway

With a hot cappuccino

And the you swerve and almost spilled it on your new pair of chinos

You’re like

“Whoa that was close

Man these khakis are primo”

While you’re feeling kinda lucky

You might hit the casino

Hold up

Wait a minute

Now it’s on

First we’re here

Then we’re there

Now we’re gone

You have the right to remain silent

And blah blah blah

Here’s some piping hot justice for breaking Murphy’s Law

Let’s say you throw a birthday party

For your 5 year old daughter

And you stand in the vicinity

Beside her piñata

Well section seven Murphy’s Law

Clearly says you gotta take a smack to the sack

Heh notta

Hold up

Wait a minute

Now it’s on

First we’re here

Then we’re there

Now we’re gone

When it should’ve gone wrong

But it turns out a’ihgt

You’re breaking Murphy’s Law

And we’re here to wrong the right sucka

Perhaps you’re living in an alley in the clutches of poverty

Find a $100 bill

That might as well be the lottery

Well according to Murphy

You know it’s gotta be novelty

But the bill is legitimate

And your eyes get all watery

Hold up

Wait a minute

Now it’s on

First we’re here

Then we’re there

Now we’re gone

Put your hands up in the air

And step away from the bill

If it can’t go wrong

We’re making sure it will

azharsu
5yr ago

here the song:

www.youtube.com

Jynx
5yr ago

no

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