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Why I thought Taco Bell was better than Chick-fil-a

TheNEWGuy
5yr ago

Taco bell is AMAZING. Even though I like Taco Bell better, I just have to give a quick shoutout to Chick-fil-a’s lemonade. It is the most heavenly substance on earth. Ok, Taco Bells cinnamon twists are the most delicious little 1 dollar snack to wake you up in the morning, and the Cinnabon tiny creme-filled, sugar-coated, Snackalicious, itty-bitty sweet hot pocket goodness is too good to be true. Honestly, the Cheesy gordita crunch is the most perfect taco ever made and the chicken nuggets of Chicken-fil-a are just not as good. I can even name most of the Taco Bells menu by deliciousness. A number 6, a number 4, a number 7, and the cheesy gordita crunch are uncomparable. By far, because I had to choose, Taco Bell is my favorite not just because of the food, but the smell aura when you’re around 50 feet of any Taco Bell, and also their specialty drinks. Now, in the summer of 2019, Taco Bell released The watermelon-flavored frozen drink that has seeds that are just candy, so you can go ahead and eat them because they are good. Taco Bell calls the drink "the best thing since sliced watermelon" and describes it as refreshingly sweet. The Watermelon Candy Freeze has 220 calories, and I’m saying that just for Devin, and it is available for $2.39. There were other drinks like in 2018, the Mt. Dew Extreme slushie, which gave you an equal length in your sugar high as the coma that would follow and sold for $1.35. I don’t want to even mention the calories in that thing. All the drinks in Taco Bell are so sugary that if you were to drink them, your teeth would turn the colors of the rainbow. All and all, their food is quite nice, but the employees don’t get enough recognition. All the employees are sons and daughters of Taco man himself. They hand you your brown bag through the drive-through window, smiles on their faces, as golden light shines behind them and angels sing, you open your bag to find your food items neatly organized, the right number of ketchup and salsa packet

TheNEWGuy
5yr ago

and no grease puddle on the bottom of your bag so when you stand up, your contents spill onto the ground. PERFECTION. And last, the aura of Taco Bell. A lot of people would say “ Well ew, I should not be smelling Taco Bell from fifty feet away. Do you smell all that grease? EW. I’m going home to eat my beef stew.” Well if you are one of those types of people, you do not deserve to eat Taco Bell. That smell just draws you in, holds you in a warm tortilla blanket, and makes you want to buy the Taco Bell. I have to hand it to McDonald’s because man, they’ve perfected the smell of french fries for miles. Have you ever smelt that McDonald’s french fries smell from far away and been like “Man! I want some McDonald’s fries”? If you have, you’ve fallen into the trap of the McDonald’s evil scheme to take over the world with its fries. Chick-fil-a doesn’t really have that skill to do that yet. You can’t smell Chick-fil-a’s fries from far away because they’re lightly salted, and are kind of bland compared to Taco Bell and McDonald’s taste and flavor variety. And for my last point, Taco Bell is working on the trustworthiness factor of its service. At places like McDonald’s, if you want a Big Mack, you’re getting a Big Mack. You know what you want when it comes to places like McDonald’s. Chick-fil-a DOESN’T have this trait. I bet you if you didn’t go to Chick-fil-a often, you wouldn’t be able to name anything off their menu out of nowhere except maybe chicken. I thought they sold burgers and beef because their mascot was a cow. I was confused with that until I actually went, and even then it was still confusing. The employees walked up to my window before the drive-through, took my order, and put it in because the cash register lady in the window before you get your food couldn’t reach the money. WHAT TYPE OF SERVICE IS THAT! If the lady can’t reach, put her on cleaning service or fire her, don’t inconvenience or lose your customers because of a 16-year-old who has short arms.

TheNEWGuy
5yr ago

So in Conclusion, TACO BELL IS SUPREME!!! (Get it?)

AshRose
5yr ago

oml

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