The Animator

:)) tell me any jokes dark humor,dirty jokes, funny jokes,and idfk

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bro lame jokes always make me laugh

Uhm um

*in a distorted voice* Ya like dark humor?

Someone (also in a distorted voice): Oh yeah I love dark humor!

Ok *turns the lights off*

Someone: turn the dam lights back on-

Idk I saw this once on Youtube and found it funny

O k

When I walked in the kitchen I saw my mom cutting onions

I cried

He was a good dog 😢

*me reading this normally*

The final comment: *exists*

Me: I'm sorry, WAT?

:) it’s dark humor

Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

I'll never forget my Granddad's last words to me just before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?"

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.

"I work with animals," the guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.

Why was the leper hockey game canceled? There was a face off in the corner.

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!

"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, If I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.

I don't have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words 'antidote' and 'anecdote,' one of my good friends would still be alive.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 mph? Its butt.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line.

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.

I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.

Really Dark Jokes

Really Dark Jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying

They ish dark humor

I'm not reading that-

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors