The Animator

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a llama ate my hair while i was sleeping

oh noes

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Tastes like hair.

did you eat my hair

no a bird pooped on it and ate it

then it must be @Onyx 's burb

Yes someone is eating your hair and yes someone is obsessed with you and yes someone does secretly eat your hair because it tastes good they think and yes you should check and see if they have any of it and yes you should try your own hair to see if it's yummy and yes you should be freaked out about this because someone likes your hair they like to eat it they just don't like how it looks they like to eat it and... collect it Maybe...

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i can eat your scalp if you want.

5 dollah = scalp go eaten uwu

10 dollah = you head eaten now owo

20 dollah = upper body eaten now owu

100 dollah = i eat all but feet

20000000 dollah = i eat you entirely uwu